Pair of timberland boots
I got invited to this really cool house party. It was fancy dress and I decided to go as a builder. I went into town and bought some cheap jeans, a pair of timberland boots and a builder’s hat. I made a bikinis style top out of fake bricks and painted a huge crack on my bum. When it was time to set off I pulled on the Timberland boots and rubbed a bit of muck in my face a looked like a proper hard worker. It took about 2 hours to get there by car as we got lost twice and need to stop off for the toilet. When we got there the music was blaring and there were some crazy sights to see. No one else had timberland boots on though so I felt great.
